Tesla Owners Declare
Global War on Anti-Tesla Members Of The Public
Every Tesla owner is
placing this note on the wind-shield of EVERY Tesla that they see parked
anywhere in the world. Payback has arrived:
Dear Fellow Tesla Driver:
We saw that you own this Tesla. Are you getting tired of having
passers-by yell: “Tone Deaf Douchebag”, “Tesla Tool!”, “Arrogant
Prick”, “Ostentatious Obama Oaf”, “Sheep”, “Mindless Yuppie Scum”,
“Misogynistic Silicon Valley Clone”, or other bad things?
Well suck it up, Buttercup! Let us share some tips on how to defeat
those who do not acknowledge the social superiority of us Tesla
owners!
Here are the tips to blow those Alt-Right Trump lovers out of their
socks:
1. Know that Elon Musk is one of the main financiers behind Barack
Obama and Hillary Clinton. It may look like Clinton and Obama were
blown out of politics by most of America but Musk, Clinton and Obama
are going to get together at Eric Schmidt’s sex penthouse and plot
some really serious payback.
2. When you hear stuff like this about the Tesla batteries: “Lithium ion batteries are blowing up, starting fires and,
generally, destroying people’s homes, cars, electronics and physical
health. Boeing was just ordered to stop flying the 787 Dreamliner
because it's Lithium ion batteries are catching fire spontaneously.
A group of silicon valley venture capitalists forced/leveraged the
government to buy and pay for these specific batteries, that they
have stock in, in order to benefit their profit margins. Other
batteries don’t have these problems. They knew about this from day
one but put greed ahead of safety. There are thousands and thousands
of reports of spontaneous lithium ion fires but the VC's who back
lithium ion pay to keep this information hushed up. Millions of
these batteries have been recalled for fire risk. The VC's tried to
push as many as they could before they got caught. Now they are
caught. These VC's own stock in lithium mining companies too.” Just ignore it.
3.
Tesla Motors has filed a patent which states the following , THESE
ARE TESLA MOTORS WORDS warning about a crisis, the level of which
they never disclosed to the consumer: “Thermal runaway is of major concern since a single
incident can lead to significant property damage and, in some
circumstances, bodily harm or loss of life. When a battery undergoes
thermal runaway, it typically emits a large quantity of smoke, jets
of flaming liquid electrolyte, and sufficient heat to lead to the
combustion and destruction of materials in close proximity to the
cell. If the cell undergoing thermal runaway is surrounded by one or
more additional cells as is typical in a battery pack, then a single
thermal runaway event can quickly lead to the thermal runaway of
multiple cells which, in turn, can lead to much more extensive
collateral damage. Regardless of whether a single cell or multiple
cells are undergoing this phenomenon, if the initial fire is not
extinguished immediately, subsequent fires may be caused that
dramatically expand the degree of property damage. For example, the
thermal runaway of a battery within an unattended laptop will likely
result in not only the destruction of the laptop, but also at least
partial destruction of its surroundings, e.g., home, office, car,
laboratory, etc. If the laptop is on-board an aircraft, for example
within the cargo hold or a luggage compartment, the ensuing smoke
and fire may lead to an emergency landing or, under more dire
conditions, a crash landing. Similarly, the thermal runaway of one
or more batteries within the battery pack of a hybrid or electric
vehicle may destroy not only the car, but may lead to a car wreck if
the car is being driven or the destruction of its surroundings if
the car is parked”. That is not as bad a
terrorists, though, right?
4.
Tesla's
own staff have now admitted that once a lithium ion fire gets
started in one of their cars, it is almost impossible to
extinguish burning lithium ion material. This is Telsa’s own words
in THEIR patent filing, (You can look it up online) saying that
the risk is monumental. Tesla has 6800 lithium ion batteries, any
one of which can “go thermal” and start a chain reaction! If you
look at all of the referenced YOUTUBE movies you will see how easy
it is to set these things into danger mode.
Imagine a car crash with a Tesla where these 6800 batteries
get slammed all over and then exposed to rain, fire hose water,
water on the roads, cooling system liquid.. OMG!! And then if, in
that same accident the other car is a gasoline car getting burned
alive sounds BAD! Telsa is covering up the problems with its
batteries BUT they are doing it to protect Democrat billionaires so that
is OK!
5.
Lithium Ion batteries “go thermal” in peoples pockets, in your
notebook, especially in your Tesla and Fisker car and everywhere
else. There are thousands and thousands of articles documenting
this and there is a cover-up by the VC’s that fund these things to
keep this fact out-of-sight.Making Lithium Ion batteries poisons
the workers who make them. It is a dangerous product. People want
to outlaw lithium ion batteries. Don’t let them outlaw our lovely
lithium ion batteries or Elon Musk will go broke and not be able
to buy any more Rent Boys or cool toys for his boyfriend Larry
Page at Google. Getting burned alive by the
thermite-bomb-like Tesla battery back is a REALLY Exciting way to
go!
6.
While it is true that Tesla only exists thanks to Elon Musk’s
briberies and that lithium ion batteries blow up when they get:
wet, hot, bumped, over-charged, struck by energy fields, exposed to air or squashed; and that they poison the Earth and that
they poison and kill the workers that make them; and that they
come from Afghan and Bolivian war corruption.. It is also true
that we Tesla drivers are mindless yuppies who never read the real
news, exist in a tech bubble and spend every moment looking at our
Zuckerberg-manipulated Facebook feeds so we DON’T FUCKIN’ CARE!
YAHOOOOOO!